[Nervous chuckle] I d-don’t know many of those jokes. Th-there is one I heard once that was kind of clever, though.
A man w-was invited to a fancy costume party, and couldn’t decide what to wear. But then he got an idea. So when the host answered the door, he saw the man standing on the doorstep, wearing no shirt, no shoes – n-nothing but his trousers. “What are you supposed to be?” asked the host. Th-the man answered, “A premature ejaculation. I just c-came in my pants."
Jack Maple 