*doesn’t hear a woman moaning* listen buddy sorry if I caught ya at a bad time but if you’re gonna order a pizza, don’t go ‘jack’ing off right afta’ huh? Someone ordered a pizza for’a Jack Maple so I’m here ta deliver eh?

[His whole face is pretty much purple by now. Getting caught doing such a thing would be embarrassing for most guys – for Jack, it’s a nightmare. Fortunately, the anon didn’t cause any, erm, physical effects; it’s just making him moan.] I am not … never mind, f-f-fine! I’ll be right there! [He makes his way to the door, opening it]