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You are:

[X] A healer
[] A sword fighter
[] A sorceror/sorceress
[] A fist fighter
[X] An archer (The closest thing to a de-gun, I imagine)
[X] A damsel in distress
[] Canon fodder

In our adventures I would:

[] Be the one to rescue you
[] Be the one getting rescued
[X] Always offer to pay for our drink
[] Often leave you behind
[X] Try to woo you at every turn (That sounds nicer than ‘seduce’) 

We met:

[X] Once upon a dream
[X] In our childhood
[] On a hot summer’s day/winter’s night
[] While we were neck deep in trouble

Do I secretly love you?

[X] Yes (It’s not much of a secret)
[] No
[] I refuse to answer this!

If you were in trouble:

[X] I would do my best to help you no matter what happens! (I may not be able to do much, but I’d certainly try)
[] I would help, but only if I could benefit as well.
[] I might help. Maybe.
[] I’d let you rot. It’d serve you right.
[] You? In trouble? I’m the one in trouble! Help me!

When we are alone:

[] It’s just you and me, sharing a meal by the fire.
[] We are in the library, lounging about and studying.
[] We have long conversations about everything and nothing at the same time.
[] It’s in the bedroom.
[X] All of the above.  

Together we shall:

[] Rule over all!
[] Grow old and adventure together.
[] Part ways, sweetly, yet sadly.
[X] Create a new kingdom all our own!
[] Discover new lands!
[] Conquer new lands!
[X] Make sweet sweet love.

And finally:

[X] We are friends.
[] We are enemies.
[X] We are lovers.