-message left on his phone- “Dad–I didn’t know who else to call. I’m pregnant. -pauses- Took a test and it came back positive. I don’t even remember the name or face of the guy. Must have been the night I got really drunk–. Please call me as soon as you can.” -click-

[Oh dear, Gail, you’ve broken the poor man. He gapes at the phone, his eyes wide and his mouth opening and closing, fish-like.] 

W-w-w-what … 

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