I must have missed something. What’s wrong with Katelynn?

[[ Katelynn’s currently being brainwashed by Psycho Delic. The drug’s caused a personality reversal, basically – she’s trying to be evil, and destroy all her old relationships, though her true self is fighting back a little. Jack’s realized she’s not in her right mind (though he doesn’t know the cause), and he’s trying to find her so she can get treatment. ]]

Jack, you have two of the craziest kids who get into trouble all the time, fight amongst each other all the time, make messes, aren’t shy like you and your wife, curse, have limitless energy; I can’t help wondering HOW do you do it?! Seriously? How did you survive the war???

[In the future]

One word, anon: patience. 

I know my children aren’t much like me or Katelynn, but they’re not that different, either. I sometimes see little quirks of us in both of them, especially Katelynn in Gail. And … well, I love them. When you really love someone, you learn to take a lot of things in stride. 

How big are you down there? And what’s your favorite thing you like having done to your peener? c:

[Blushes like crazy] Well, it’s n-n-not like I’ve ever used a tape measure on myself. Or seen a lot of others for comparison. I l-like to think I’m a pretty decent size, though. [Weak chuckle] I’ve never had any complaints.

As for what I like … [thinking about this is somewhat painful at the moment, but he keeps it with the other things he hopes will return to normal] I w-wouldn’t say I have a favorite thing, but there was something Katelynn did once. [Swallows a bit as he remembers] While we were, um, being intimate, she was bending over me, and some of her hair got wrapped around my dick. When she pulled it away – [shivers] it felt amazing. I’d n-never even imagined that could be a thing, but I loved it.