You are:

[] A healer
[] A sword fighter
[X] A sorceror/sorceress (Magic is kind of theatrical, right?)
[] A fist fighter
[] An archer
[] A damsel in distress
[] Canon fodder

In our adventures I would:

[] Be the one to rescue you
[X] Be the one getting rescued
[X] Always offer to pay for our drink
[] Often leave you behind
[] Try to seduce you at every turn

We met:

[] Once upon a dream
[] In our childhood
[X] On a hot summer’s day/winter’s night
[] While we were neck deep in trouble

Do I secretly love you?

[] Yes
[X] No
[] I refuse to answer this!

If you were in trouble:

[X] I would do my best to help you no matter what happens!
[] I would help, but only if I could benefit as well.
[] I might help. Maybe.
[] I’d let you rot. It’d serve you right.
[X] You? In trouble? I’m the one in trouble! Help me!

When we are alone:

[X] It’s just you and me, sharing a meal by the fire.
[] We are in the library, lounging about and studying.
[X] We have long conversations about everything and nothing at the same time.
[] It’s in the bedroom.

Together we shall:

[] Rule over all!
[X] Grow old and adventure together.
[] Part ways, sweetly, yet sadly.
[] Create a new kingdom all our own!
[X] Discover new lands!
[] Conquer new lands!
[] Make sweet sweet love.

And finally:

[X] We are friends.
[] We are enemies. 
[] We are lovers.

You are:

[] A healer
[] A sword fighter
[] A sorceror/sorceress
[X] A fist fighter
[] An archer
[] A damsel in distress
[] Canon fodder

In our adventures I would:

[] Be the one to rescue you
[X] Be the one getting rescued
[X] Always offer to pay for our drink
[] Often leave you behind
[] Try to seduce you at every turn

We met:

[X] Once upon a dream
[] In our childhood
[] On a hot summer’s day/winter’s night
[] While we were neck deep in trouble

Do I secretly love you?

[] Yes
[X] No
[] I refuse to answer this!

If you were in trouble:

[X] I would do my best to help you no matter what happens!
[] I would help, but only if I could benefit as well.
[] I might help. Maybe.
[] I’d let you rot. It’d serve you right.
[X] You? In trouble? I’m the one in trouble! Help me! (This one seems more likely)

When we are alone:

[] It’s just you and me, sharing a meal by the fire.
[] We are in the library, lounging about and studying.
[X] We have long conversations about everything and nothing at the same time.
[] It’s in the bedroom.

Together we shall:

[] Rule over all!
[] Grow old and adventure together.
[X] Part ways, sweetly, yet sadly.
[] Create a new kingdom all our own!
[] Discover new lands!
[] Conquer new lands!
[] Make sweet sweet love.

And finally:

[X] We are friends.
[] We are enemies. 
[] We are lovers.

You are:

[] A healer
[] A sword fighter
[] A sorceror/sorceress
[X] A fist fighter
[] An archer
[] A damsel in distress
[] Canon fodder

In our adventures I would:

[] Be the one to rescue you
[X] Be the one getting rescued
[] Always offer to pay for our drink
[] Often leave you behind
[] Try to seduce you at every turn

We met:

[] Once upon a dream
[] In our childhood
[X] On a hot summer’s day/winter’s night
[] While we were neck deep in trouble

Do I secretly love you?

[] Yes
[X] No
[] I refuse to answer this!

If you were in trouble:

[] I would do my best to help you no matter what happens!
[] I would help, but only if I could benefit as well.
[] I might help. Maybe.
[] I’d let you rot. It’d serve you right.
[X] You? In trouble? I’m the one in trouble! Help me!

When we are alone:

[] It’s just you and me, sharing a meal by the fire.
[] We are in the library, lounging about and studying.
[X] We have long conversations about everything and nothing at the same time.
[] It’s in the bedroom.

Together we shall:

[] Rule over all!
[] Grow old and adventure together.
[X] Part ways, sweetly, yet sadly.
[] Create a new kingdom all our own!
[] Discover new lands!
[] Conquer new lands!
[] Make sweet sweet love.

And finally:

[X] We are friends. (Not close ones, but we’re not enemies either)
[] We are enemies. 
[] We are lovers.

You are:

[] A healer
[X] A sword fighter
[] A sorceror/sorceress
[X] A fist fighter
[] An archer
[] A damsel in distress
[] Canon fodder

In our adventures I would:

[] Be the one to rescue you
[X] Be the one getting rescued
[] Always offer to pay for our drink
[] Often leave you behind
[] Try to seduce you at every turn

We met:

[] Once upon a dream
[] In our childhood
[X] On a hot summer’s day/winter’s night
[] While we were neck deep in trouble

Do I secretly love you?

[] Yes
[X] No
[] I refuse to answer this!

If you were in trouble:

[] I would do my best to help you no matter what happens!
[] I would help, but only if I could benefit as well.
[] I might help. Maybe.
[] I’d let you rot. It’d serve you right.
[X] You? In trouble? I’m the one in trouble! Help me!

When we are alone:

[] It’s just you and me, sharing a meal by the fire.
[] We are in the library, lounging about and studying.
[X] We have long conversations about everything and nothing at the same time.
[] It’s in the bedroom.

Together we shall:

[] Rule over all!
[] Grow old and adventure together.
[X] Part ways, sweetly, yet sadly.
[] Create a new kingdom all our own!
[] Discover new lands!
[] Conquer new lands!
[] Make sweet sweet love.

And finally:

[X] We are friends.
[] We are enemies. 
[] We are lovers.

You are:

[X] A healer
[] A sword fighter
[] A sorceror/sorceress
[] A fist fighter
[X] An archer (The closest thing to a de-gun, I imagine)
[X] A damsel in distress
[] Canon fodder

In our adventures I would:

[] Be the one to rescue you
[] Be the one getting rescued
[X] Always offer to pay for our drink
[] Often leave you behind
[X] Try to woo you at every turn (That sounds nicer than ‘seduce’) 

We met:

[X] Once upon a dream
[X] In our childhood
[] On a hot summer’s day/winter’s night
[] While we were neck deep in trouble

Do I secretly love you?

[X] Yes (It’s not much of a secret)
[] No
[] I refuse to answer this!

If you were in trouble:

[X] I would do my best to help you no matter what happens! (I may not be able to do much, but I’d certainly try)
[] I would help, but only if I could benefit as well.
[] I might help. Maybe.
[] I’d let you rot. It’d serve you right.
[] You? In trouble? I’m the one in trouble! Help me!

When we are alone:

[] It’s just you and me, sharing a meal by the fire.
[] We are in the library, lounging about and studying.
[] We have long conversations about everything and nothing at the same time.
[] It’s in the bedroom.
[X] All of the above.  

Together we shall:

[] Rule over all!
[] Grow old and adventure together.
[] Part ways, sweetly, yet sadly.
[X] Create a new kingdom all our own!
[] Discover new lands!
[] Conquer new lands!
[X] Make sweet sweet love.

And finally:

[X] We are friends.
[] We are enemies.
[X] We are lovers.

You are:

[] A healer
[] A sword fighter
[] A sorceror/sorceress
[] A fist fighter
[] An archer
[] A damsel in distress
[] Canon fodder

In our adventures I would:

[] Be the one to rescue you
[] Be the one getting rescued
[] Always offer to pay for our drink
[] Often leave you behind
[] Try to seduce you at every turn

We met:

[] Once upon a dream
[] In our childhood
[] On a hot summer’s day/winter’s night
[] While we were neck deep in trouble

Do I secretly love you?

[] Yes
[] No
[] I refuse to answer this!

If you were in trouble:

[] I would do my best to help you no matter what happens!
[] I would help, but only if I could benefit as well.
[] I might help. Maybe.
[] I’d let you rot. It’d serve you right.
[] You? In trouble? I’m the one in trouble! Help me!

When we are alone:

[] It’s just you and me, sharing a meal by the fire.
[] We are in the library, lounging about and studying.
[] We have long conversations about everything and nothing at the same time.
[] It’s in the bedroom.

Together we shall:

[] Rule over all!
[] Grow old and adventure together.
[] Part ways, sweetly, yet sadly.
[] Create a new kingdom all our own!
[] Discover new lands!
[] Conquer new lands!
[] Make sweet sweet love.

And finally:

[] We are friends.
[] We are enemies.

[] We are lovers.

[[ Well, he’d be extremely upset, I’m sure. The good things that have happened to him since he moved – falling in love, becoming a successful artist, knowing he’ll be a husband and father someday – far outweigh the bad, and he’d be heartbroken to realize that none of them really happened. 

Once he recovered, though, he might realize that if he can dream about those things, maybe they can still happen. It could inspire him to move to the city for real, be more outgoing, and try and make the dreams come true. ]]

Hm, yes, I th-think I see the resemblance.