And doing a damn fine job at it too!
I almost never RP females.
*pizza man smirking* Here ya go. 19.50. Advice? Might wanna get a girlfriend instead of doing that. *chuckles*
[Doesn’t bother to correct him. Just forks over the money, still purple in the face and glowering, then shuts the door. Oh well, at least he got a pizza out of this whole embarrassing episode.]
*doesn’t hear a woman moaning* listen buddy sorry if I caught ya at a bad time but if you’re gonna order a pizza, don’t go ‘jack’ing off right afta’ huh? Someone ordered a pizza for’a Jack Maple so I’m here ta deliver eh?
[His whole face is pretty much purple by now. Getting caught doing such a thing would be embarrassing for most guys – for Jack, it’s a nightmare. Fortunately, the anon didn’t cause any, erm, physical effects; it’s just making him moan.] I am not … never mind, f-f-fine! I’ll be right there! [He makes his way to the door, opening it]
*knock at the apartment door* Delivery for Jack Maple! Is there a Jack Maple here? You ordered a pizza?
[He curses under his breath as he hears the knock, but sure enough, it trails off into lustful moaning as his name is said – twice. Oh god, what must the guy be thinking?!] N-no! I didn’t order any p-pizza, and this r-really isn’t a good time!
Nothing is going on. [Reassures quickly. Nothing she could change, that was. Nothing she would change.] I have seen enough to realize the way that sounds, but it is true.
[He’s not quite convinced. The way she changed attitude so quickly is making him suspicious. But then again, she could be telling the truth – really, he has no idea what to think.] Veda … something is going on, i-isn’t it? Something w-weird. [Mostly it’s the way she talks. What does she mean by “I have seen enough”? He might expect a sheltered kid to sound like that (and he would know), but not a grown woman.]
[Sighs, obviously nervous as she fusses with the hem of her shirt.] I… I have been asked to keep quiet on that matter. [Mutters, looking down at her feet.]
[Oh, he wishes he could find out more, maybe offer her help somehow. But Jack is still very shy, and not good at confrontation, so he lets it drop for now. At least she knows how to contact him if she wants.] … All r-right. B-but remember you can t-talk to me if you want. I w-won’t spread secrets.
How about a magic anon for sexual Sunday? M!A: everytime someone says your name in asks or whatever you moan sexually. This will last for one day.
[Oh no … Yeah, he’s going to try and spend today avoiding people XD]
Favorite sexual thing like blow job, eating someone, titty play etc?
[Swallows nervously] W-w-we only tried it once, but … I liked s-sixty-nining. H-having her on top of me, b-being able to t-taste and pleasure her while r-receiving it as well … [Wonders if he could suggest trying it again sometime]
Describe, in detail, your best sexual experience and don’t be afraid to use dirty words~
[Since he’s still somewhat new to sex, and every time has been with someone he loves, most of his experiences have been great, as far as he’s concerned. However, he thinks of the time when he and Katelynn were both under magic anons, and he’d been gifted with extra confidence. Just thinking about it makes him flushed and stuttery, though – he gets too flustered to describe it before he can even begin.]
Do you enjoy looking at other naked women in magazines or something?
[Nervous, unsure how Katelynn will feel if she hears this, but the meme requires him to be honest] … Y-yes, I c-can appreciate women in magazines, or movies. I d-don’t make a habit of looking at them, but I’m n-not blind. [Takes a breath] Th-they’re just pictures, though. [He still prefers Katelynn, who is real and present and loves him.]
