[Laughs softly] That’s actually a funny one! N-nice work, Anon.
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Delivery for Jack Maple
As Katelynn pulled Jack down on top of her, it became clear that he was very, very much enjoying it. His growing erection nudged against her through the material of his trousers; he didn’t usually get this excited so quickly, but it had been so long, and with the special treat Katelynn had arranged for him, he couldn’t help it.
“Nngh, Katelynn-” He instinctively bucked his hips, rubbing his arousal against her before he realized what he was doing and stopped himself. No, he wasn’t going to lose control like that. This should be special for her as well. He took a deep breath, forcing his hormones back under control, and resumed kissing her tenderly.
His long fingers hooked in the ribbon still wrapped around her hips. He tugged at the silky material playfully, not quite removing it yet.
Delivery for Jack Maple
He’d noticed the tattoo, of course. It had been a surprise, but a very, very nice one. The design was lovely – Jack wondered where she’d come up with it, and what artist she’d gone to – and the fact that it matched his own sent a warm fluttering through him. He would ask her more about it later, but right now, they had far more pressing matters to deal with.
He moaned faintly into her mouth as her breasts pressed against his bare chest. The tip of his tongue brushed against her lips, silently asking entrance. As she nudged her hips against him, he reached behind her and carefully pushed a few strands of the ribbon from her bottom, so that he could properly feel the soft curves of her rear.
Delivery for Jack Maple
When his hands were finally upon her she couldn’t stop the pleasurable shiver that ran down her body as she closed her eyes and allowed her skin to feel his – though it was interrupted by the ribbon.
With a gentle giggle she helped him along, placing her smaller hand upon his to guide it over her chest slowly where the front bow was, picking up his other hand to place soft kisses upon his palm and nuzzling into it. “..It’s right here,” she whispered and sighed happily, her breath fanning out across his palm.
This was it.
He gave her a warm smile, grateful that she’d saved him from an awkward moment. “Thank you.” He caressed her cheek again as she nuzzled his palm, then leaned in to give her a kiss as he took one end of the ribbon in each hand and slowly, carefully, untied the bow.
The silky blue ribbon fell away, revealing Katelynn’s breasts in the candlelight. For a moment, Jack couldn’t tear his eyes away. He’d seen her topless before of course, many times, but it had been so long … Hesitantly, he reached out and cupped one breast, feeling the warm weight of it in his hand. Her skin was just as soft as he remembered, and he kissed her again, his fingers still caressing her breast.
“Mmm, I’m definitely enjoying the gift so far.”
Feeling the way her nipple hardened under his touch sent a shiver of delight through Jack. He cupped her other breast as well, gently kneading the soft flesh in the way he’d found Katelynn liked. His thumbs, slightly callused from long hours gripping a paintbrush, rubbed at her nipples as he began kissing down her neck.
He made a pleased little sound as she began caressing his chest. The warmth of her hands through his turtleneck was nice, and another time she could have had fun teasing him with these covered touches, but today he wasn’t in the mood to draw things out. It had been too long, and he wanted no barriers between them.
“I’ve missed this too, Katelynn. I’ve m-missed you, so, so much.” He nuzzled her warm neck, breathing in the sweet scent of her. “I love you. And …” he smiled against her skin, “I want you to unwrap your present too.” To show what he meant, he guided her hands to the tiny, hidden zipper on the back of his turtleneck.
Delivery for Jack Maple
Grateful the dogs were currently around napping in other parts of the apartment as she had gotten the bedroom ready just in case, she smiled from the caress and tried to relish in it for a moment. How she had longed for such gestures for over a month and she felt the familiar shock and intake of breath when he touched her. To her he wasn’t Megamind no matter what people; she had made that distinction long ago and all she saw when she looked upon him was Jack – the one she had fallen in love with when she had been in the hospital. He had his own gestures, different ways he expressed himself that she noticed when she would stare at him dreamily at times.
Jack was simply Jack to her; a wonderful man with his own heart beating within his chest.
Nodding slowly, she stood up from the beanbag and held his hand as she lead him into their bedroom where she had kept the lighting soft and closed the blinds. The bed was made and candles were lit upon the dresser and bedside tables as it cast shadows upon Katelynn’s skin as she sat down on the bed, this time looking up into his eyes and waiting for him to make him move.
Her heart pounded even more in her chest as it rose and fell, keeping her legs closed to not give away too much for his eyes at once. “G-Go ahead and unwrap me then,” she said in what she hoped was a seductive voice as her hair pooled out behind her.
Oh wow, she really had set this up to be something special for him. Jack looked around at the candles and the carefully-made bed, and his heart melted, love for Katelynn welling up and mixing with the lust that had been building since he walked in and saw her like this.
For a moment he just watched her as she lay spread out on the bed, the glow of the candles highlighting her soft curves. He swallowed, then carefully sat down next to her. “As you wish,” he replied, trying to give his voice a throaty purr (and not succeeding, but at least he’d tried). “Ah, where does it … ?” He ran his hands over her body, caressing her as he searched for the ends of the ribbon.
When his hands were finally upon her she couldn’t stop the pleasurable shiver that ran down her body as she closed her eyes and allowed her skin to feel his – though it was interrupted by the ribbon.
With a gentle giggle she helped him along, placing her smaller hand upon his to guide it over her chest slowly where the front bow was, picking up his other hand to place soft kisses upon his palm and nuzzling into it. “..It’s right here,” she whispered and sighed happily, her breath fanning out across his palm.
This was it.
He gave her a warm smile, grateful that she’d saved him from an awkward moment. “Thank you.” He caressed her cheek again as she nuzzled his palm, then leaned in to give her a kiss as he took one end of the ribbon in each hand and slowly, carefully, untied the bow.
The silky blue ribbon fell away, revealing Katelynn’s breasts in the candlelight. For a moment, Jack couldn’t tear his eyes away. He’d seen her topless before of course, many times, but it had been so long … Hesitantly, he reached out and cupped one breast, feeling the warm weight of it in his hand. Her skin was just as soft as he remembered, and he kissed her again, his fingers still caressing her breast.
“Mmm, I’m definitely enjoying the gift so far.”
A legendary painting (21)
“Here you go.” From his pocket, Jack produced one of the updated business cards he’d had ordered while he was still in New York. It carried his phone number, email, and several other contact details. “And I s-should have the sketches ready very soon.” He meant that – he was excited to get started on this project.
“Thank you so much.” Ezayne took the card, not hiding the childish excitement filling his nice features. It was a nice card. He made sure to save it into his bedside table, so it wouldn’t get lost.
“That would be really amazing, Jack. This really means a lot to me. Thank you. Thank you so much.”
He really meant it. That painting would inspire him, in the same way the other he has lost used to do it. Jack hadn’t asked him too many details, but Ezayne could feel he was a good man, and that was all what mattered.
“You’re welcome, Ezayne,” the blue man replied. “I-if you think of anything else you’d like to see in the painting, let me know. I just hope I c-can do it justice.” With that, he bid Ezayne farewell. Designs and details were already appearing in his mind, and he wanted to get them down on paper as soon as he could.
“Sure, if I have more ideas, I’ll contact you.” Ezayne followed him to the door, waving him goodbye. “Take care, Jack. See you!”
He knew Jack would do a great job. Sure it would be something beautiful. Maybe not as impressive as the big mural painting he wanted, but it would be OK.
Delivery for Jack Maple
Biting her lip to keep from smiling too broadly, Katelynn ran her fingers down her hair for a moment as it ended up blanketing her front a little as a result. “Y-You have no idea how good,” she responding shyly as she tried to jut her chest out a bit more to present it to him.
“W-Would you like to open it h-here or in the bedroom?”
Her eyes avoided his as she stared at his chest instead and pictured it shirtless the way she liked it, as she had shared with him once, his beautiful chest ready for her hands to roam over it. But no, she was his present and she felt he deserved to do with her what he wanted as a reward for being so wonderful.
“Hm …” Jack made a show of rubbing his chin as he considered the question. For a moment, he did look very much like Megamind, even though they were quite different people. “I think we should go into the bedroom,” he decided. Smiling, he reached out to caress Katelynn’s cheek, running some of her hair between his fingers. “You’re my present, and I want to enjoy you in privacy.” Technically they had the apartment to themselves, but it was the thought that counted.
Grateful the dogs were currently around napping in other parts of the apartment as she had gotten the bedroom ready just in case, she smiled from the caress and tried to relish in it for a moment. How she had longed for such gestures for over a month and she felt the familiar shock and intake of breath when he touched her. To her he wasn’t Megamind no matter what people; she had made that distinction long ago and all she saw when she looked upon him was Jack – the one she had fallen in love with when she had been in the hospital. He had his own gestures, different ways he expressed himself that she noticed when she would stare at him dreamily at times.
Jack was simply Jack to her; a wonderful man with his own heart beating within his chest.
Nodding slowly, she stood up from the beanbag and held his hand as she lead him into their bedroom where she had kept the lighting soft and closed the blinds. The bed was made and candles were lit upon the dresser and bedside tables as it cast shadows upon Katelynn’s skin as she sat down on the bed, this time looking up into his eyes and waiting for him to make him move.
Her heart pounded even more in her chest as it rose and fell, keeping her legs closed to not give away too much for his eyes at once. “G-Go ahead and unwrap me then,” she said in what she hoped was a seductive voice as her hair pooled out behind her.
Oh wow, she really had set this up to be something special for him. Jack looked around at the candles and the carefully-made bed, and his heart melted, love for Katelynn welling up and mixing with the lust that had been building since he walked in and saw her like this.
For a moment he just watched her as she lay spread out on the bed, the glow of the candles highlighting her soft curves. He swallowed, then carefully sat down next to her. “As you wish,” he replied, trying to give his voice a throaty purr (and not succeeding, but at least he’d tried). “Ah, where does it … ?” He ran his hands over her body, caressing her as he searched for the ends of the ribbon.
Delivery for Jack Maple
To say she was nervous was putting it mildly despite all the times they had made love in the past. It just felt like their first all over again with all the awkward feelings swirling to settle in her stomach and a part of her almost wanted to dismiss it all from sheer nerves. But no – she missed Jack in this way as well, feeling his hands upon her bare skin and the loving gestures. Hugging and kissing just didn’t feel like enough anymore.
She definitely was surprised with herself at her brevity at doing this as past love making had just been kisses that led to more. But this? Looking down at herself and how red her skin was to contrast with the blue of the ribbon, she felt like a cherry. Her hair could be the chocolate covering it all.
His very own chocolate covered cherry. She giggling nervously at the thought as she waited for him, palms resting upon her thighs.
She wasn’t the only one who’d been missing this. After thirty years of no love life at all (and no real hope of ever having one), Jack had finally been introduced to the joys of sex and romance last winter. In the months they’d been together, he and Katelynn had made love frequently, and it had made the time they’d spent apart all the more painful; he not only knew what he was missing now, but he was far away from the only person he wanted to do those things with.
There had been nights – too many of them – when he’d lain in bed in his hotel room, cuddling a pillow and wishing it was his beloved. Or touching himself, and wanting it to be Katelynn stroking him. If things had been different, he would have made love to her the day he came home, but when he’d heard the news about her arrest, it had rather killed the mood. Plus, he’d still been tired from traveling – she deserved better.
Beaming, his cheeks still tinted purple, Jack knelt down beside the beanbag. “I must have been v-very good to deserve a present like this,” he said with a chuckle.
Biting her lip to keep from smiling too broadly, Katelynn ran her fingers down her hair for a moment as it ended up blanketing her front a little as a result. “Y-You have no idea how good,” she responding shyly as she tried to jut her chest out a bit more to present it to him.
“W-Would you like to open it h-here or in the bedroom?”
Her eyes avoided his as she stared at his chest instead and pictured it shirtless the way she liked it, as she had shared with him once, his beautiful chest ready for her hands to roam over it. But no, she was his present and she felt he deserved to do with her what he wanted as a reward for being so wonderful.
“Hm …” Jack made a show of rubbing his chin as he considered the question. For a moment, he did look very much like Megamind, even though they were quite different people. “I think we should go into the bedroom,” he decided. Smiling, he reached out to caress Katelynn’s cheek, running some of her hair between his fingers. “You’re my present, and I want to enjoy you in privacy.” Technically they had the apartment to themselves, but it was the thought that counted.
Delivery for Jack Maple
Pleased her as it did to see his reaction, it still caused her entire body to flush, the color spreading like wildfire across her pale skin as she dropped her gaze a little. She was trying her best to be sexy for him as they hadn’t been together in such a way for over two months now and part of her felt guilty for it.
Running a finger slowly over her thigh in what she hoped was an enticing, flirty manner, Katelynn’s chest rose and fell with her bated breaths, chest pushing against their restraints. “I just…wanted to surprise you and be s-sexy for you,” she admitted lamely, feeling her body heat up even more.
It’s what he wanted, right?
Jack bit his lower lip as he stared at the very tempting sight on display before him. The colorful ribbon contrasted nicely with Katelynn’s skin and hair; it made him think of the way their skin tones contrasted when he touched her. And the way it only covered a few strategic places was, in a way, more exciting than just seeing her naked would have been (not that he didn’t enjoy that, too!).
“W-well, it’s working,” he said, with a soppy grin. “J-just a moment, let me put these away …” He hurried to quickly put the art supplies where they belonged, then came over to the beanbag.
To say she was nervous was putting it mildly despite all the times they had made love in the past. It just felt like their first all over again with all the awkward feelings swirling to settle in her stomach and a part of her almost wanted to dismiss it all from sheer nerves. But no – she missed Jack in this way as well, feeling his hands upon her bare skin and the loving gestures. Hugging and kissing just didn’t feel like enough anymore.
She definitely was surprised with herself at her brevity at doing this as past love making had just been kisses that led to more. But this? Looking down at herself and how red her skin was to contrast with the blue of the ribbon, she felt like a cherry. Her hair could be the chocolate covering it all.
His very own chocolate covered cherry. She giggling nervously at the thought as she waited for him, palms resting upon her thighs.
She wasn’t the only one who’d been missing this. After thirty years of no love life at all (and no real hope of ever having one), Jack had finally been introduced to the joys of sex and romance last winter. In the months they’d been together, he and Katelynn had made love frequently, and it had made the time they’d spent apart all the more painful; he not only knew what he was missing now, but he was far away from the only person he wanted to do those things with.
There had been nights – too many of them – when he’d lain in bed in his hotel room, cuddling a pillow and wishing it was his beloved. Or touching himself, and wanting it to be Katelynn stroking him. If things had been different, he would have made love to her the day he came home, but when he’d heard the news about her arrest, it had rather killed the mood. Plus, he’d still been tired from traveling – she deserved better.
Beaming, his cheeks still tinted purple, Jack knelt down beside the beanbag. “I must have been v-very good to deserve a present like this,” he said with a chuckle.
Jack Maple 