*Katelynn rests against Jack, happy to be in his arms, nuzzling her cheek against his neck* J-Jack, it’s okay. He’s affected by anon magic. It isn’t his fault. I was going to try to escape before you came but I am glad you came either way.
Believe me, normally I wouldn’t try anything with her. But right now, even you aren’t enough to distract me. Take her away before I do something truly regrettable. [He reaches a hand out towards her.] Katelynn~ [He’s all but purring her name.]
HEY! NO! [Jack pulls her away from him, backing away, eyes narrowed.] I don’t care if he’s being affected by anything I’m not letting you stay here near him! You there! [He points at Metro Man, frowning.] Go find some other woman to push yourself onto before I report this to the news and your name gets trailed through the mud, and believe me, I’d do it! Jerk! [With that he hauls Katelynn away from the insane man who he was stupid enough to admire at some point in his life.]