Excuse me what

justiceisanoncorrosivemetal:

will-never-be-a-swan:

*Katelynn rests against Jack, happy to be in his arms, nuzzling her cheek against his neck* J-Jack, it’s okay. He’s affected by anon magic. It isn’t his fault. I was going to try to escape before you came but I am glad you came either way.

Believe me, normally I wouldn’t try anything with her. But right now, even you aren’t enough to distract me. Take her away before I do something truly regrettable. [He reaches a hand out towards her.] Katelynn~ [He’s all but purring her name.]

HEY! NO! [Jack pulls her away from him, backing away, eyes narrowed.] I don’t care if he’s being affected by anything I’m not letting you stay here near him! You there! [He points at Metro Man, frowning.] Go find some other woman to push yourself onto before I report this to the news and your name gets trailed through the mud, and believe me, I’d do it! Jerk! [With that he hauls Katelynn away from the insane man who he was stupid enough to admire at some point in his life.]

Excuse me what

justiceisanoncorrosivemetal:

will-never-be-a-swan:

Jack! *Sees him and hope’s he isn’t getting the wrong idea* M-Metro Man is affected by some magic anon. He doesn’t really mean this. *Looks completely scared at the idea of him getting the wrong idea*

[He freezes, glad for the intrusion. So this must be the boyfriend she mentioned. Yet another blue man and, for once, he feels nothing. Stupid anon.] Please, get her away from me.

[Jack feels a rush of anger at those words. He doesn’t know what’s going on but he does not like what he’s seeing. It’s one massive, painful blow to his self esteem to find this man seemingly wanting his girlfriend. He’s so much better than him in every single way and that stings. But not as much as the fact of finding Katelynn in the arms of another.]

Ngh! [He storms up to them and pulls Katelynn away from Metro Man, his green eyes narrowed in anger.] No, you keep away from her! She’s my girlfriend! You may be used to women throwing themselves at you but that doesn’t mean you can throw yourself onto them! Especially my girlfriend!

Excuse me what

justiceisanoncorrosivemetal:

will-never-be-a-swan:

justiceisanoncorrosivemetal:

I don’t know. Too long. [He leans down and presses his lips softly to hers.]

*Eyes widen, she leans back in shock* W-What are you doing? *frowns at him*

Kissing you. I know you don’t want it, but thanks to that anon I can’t really stop myself. [He slowly starts to wrap his arm around her. Giving Katelynn every chance to run.]

[Oh hello. Look who just happened to walk in on this scene, and carrying a new painting in his hands.] Katelynn, look I– [And he stops. Just stops dead in his tracks as he sees Metro Man with his arms around his girlfriend who looks both very upset, and angry.]

…w-what’s going o-on here…?